Yelp Reviews From Famous Literary Characters

Yelp Reviews From Famous Literary Characters
Jean Valjean, Les Miserables: 19th Century France Penal System Half a Star 19 YEARS FOR A LOAF OF BREAD?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Horrible food, deplorable accommodations, dispassionate staff. Stay clear of guy named Javert, MAJOR power trip issues. HALF A STAR MORE THAN DESERVED!!!!! Winston Smith, 1984: The Government Five Stars WOW!!!!! FIVE STARS...

The Voltamp Awards: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

The Voltamp Awards: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
 Rudolph: Everyone’s favorite Christmas classic and the perfect film to honor first with the Voltamp Awards. Comment below to let me know what you think and which was your favorite. Most Pessimistic Santa Ever: Santa     “It’s snowing. Christmas is cancelled. The elf song stinks. I’m not hungry.” Most Paradoxical Statement: Hermy “Hey! Let’s be...